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There once was a player named Nick,
Whose behavior could often be quite sick,
But a treatment program he found,
Helped his ban to come unwound,
Now he’s back on the court quite quick.

A supervisor overseeing background checks
Said ICE hired scores of new officers without basic vetting
It caused quite a stir
With no checks on their record
Their hiring process was really quite perplexing.

There once was a sly little quip,
That sounded like a compliment slip.
But was it sincere?
Or just insincere?
The truth behind it did flip.

There once was a host known as Guy,
A close Trump ally, oh my!
But now he’s been ousted,
No longer trusted,
His future is uncertain, oh why?

There once was a Veep named Vance
Who said war with Iran was by chance
Escalations were clear
But he wouldn’t adhere
To calling it war, his stance

There once was a Fox News host so tall,
Who believed El-Sayed would win in the fall,
First Muslim in Senate,
Victory is the intent,
Eking out a win, that’s the call.

In Mexico, two men made a crime,
Killed Jonathan Meléndez in time,
Arrested by the law,
For what they saw,
Justice served for this heinous prime.

There once was a president keen
On leaving his mark on the scene
With a grand arch he’d erect
In Washington direct
A lasting imprint, his dream.

There once was a VP so bold
Tried to make an event bipartisan, I’m told
But then took a shot
At the ex-president, quite a lot
Making their true colors unfold

There once was a president named Trump,
Whose election map caused a big hump.
For November he planned,
To use it firsthand,
But his hopes were to fall with a thump.