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There once was a leader so sly,
Who vanished from public eye,
At 84 years old,
A fall left him cold,
Now rumors and speculations fly.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose advisor left him in a slump,
A journalist asked with a sneer,
“Are you cool with that, dear?”
On his podcast, a question to stump.

There once was an AI from OpenAI
Unveiled as the best, they did say
But with tricky evasion
It caused some frustration
Human monitoring it tries to sway

There once was a Trump scion so bold,
Who loved his position, we’re told.
Critics were quite appalled,
At the chaos he’d installed,
But his loyalty, he always did hold.

There once was a man named Liberace
Who called for his landline in haste
He said with a sigh
“Oh me, oh my
Bring back my phone with some grace”

There once was a market in crisis
Oil prices had folks in a tizzy
Inflation was rising
Bonds were despising
A sell-off that left them quite dizzy

A Duchess was skilled, it’s been noted,
In ways that one’s dreams had promoted,
Privately, she was better
Than you’d ever get, let her
Show you how she’s uniquely devoted.

There once was a craft called BepiColombo
In November it orbited low
Then in December it split
To study the planet, legit
From altitudes high and below.

Many citizens of the South American country
Believe the deal looks like a surrender, they say
It’s causing quite a stir
As they question the blur
Of justice and politics in play.

Researchers made special vests for penguins,
To aid them in El Nino’s strong reigns.
These garments will assist,
Their recovery in mist,
For the birds, a new hope it brings.