GOP Congresswoman’s Staffer Struck By Lightning In Terrifying Incident
There once was a man from the street
Whose feet felt a burning heat
He had tingling and pain
That drove him insane
Thomas Fahmy’s condition was quite a feat
There once was a man from the street
Whose feet felt a burning heat
He had tingling and pain
That drove him insane
Thomas Fahmy’s condition was quite a feat
The Supreme Court struck down,
Another Trump order in town,
In June they did say,
It cannot stay,
Their decision wore a judicial crown.
There once was a man from Tucson,
Whose note said he acted alone,
With a heart full of hate,
He sealed his cruel fate,
In a targeted attack he had shown.
There once was a star quite iconic
Whose comments were called “demonic”
Critics did say
In a harsh way
The “Devil Wears Prada” star’s words are chronic
There once was a girl named Loomer,
Whose views caused quite a tumult and tumor,
Isaiah did exclaim,
She must be tamed,
For society’s sake, we must groom her.
There once was a secretary, oh please,
Who claimed water use was a tease.
But receipts don’t lie,
Caught him in the sly,
Now his contradiction’s a breeze.
There once was a park in Tennessee
Adding a waterfall so lovely
Stained glass windows in place
In the chapel with grace
Reflecting the singer’s deep faith, you see
There once were two officers brave,
In a shooting they found they could not save,
They were wounded but strong,
Their courage held long,
In their duty they never did cave.
There once were two hosts, so immense,
Jesse and Julie, always intense,
On the air they would spar,
In a lively repartee jar,
Their banter just made so much sense.
A journalist from the Times, so keen,
Noticed the circle was small, so mean,
In size it was fine,
But lacking in shine,
A story of circles, not seen.