GOP Congresswoman’s Staffer Struck By Lightning In Terrifying Incident

There once was a man from the street
Whose feet felt a burning heat
He had tingling and pain
That drove him insane
Thomas Fahmy’s condition was quite a feat

A Judge Blocks Trump’s New Bid To Curb Birthright Citizenship, Citing Supreme Court Precedent

The Supreme Court struck down,
Another Trump order in town,
In June they did say,
It cannot stay,
Their decision wore a judicial crown.

Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Was A Hate Crime: Arizona Police

There once was a man from Tucson,
Whose note said he acted alone,
With a heart full of hate,
He sealed his cruel fate,
In a targeted attack he had shown.

‘Truly Sick’: MAGA Is Flipping Out Over Anne Hathaway’s ‘Human’ Take On Reproductive Rights

There once was a star quite iconic
Whose comments were called “demonic”
Critics did say
In a harsh way
The “Devil Wears Prada” star’s words are chronic

Dem Influencer Delivers Brutal Takedown Of GOP’s ‘Attack Dog’: ‘You’re A Loser’

There once was a girl named Loomer,
Whose views caused quite a tumult and tumor,
Isaiah did exclaim,
She must be tamed,
For society’s sake, we must groom her.

Howard Lutnick Just Contradicted Howard Lutnick On AI Data Centers

There once was a secretary, oh please,
Who claimed water use was a tease.
But receipts don’t lie,
Caught him in the sly,
Now his contradiction’s a breeze.

Dollywood Theme Park To Add New Features To Honor Dolly Parton, Including A Waterfall

There once was a park in Tennessee
Adding a waterfall so lovely
Stained glass windows in place
In the chapel with grace
Reflecting the singer’s deep faith, you see

At Least 1 Person Killed, 6 Injured In Downtown Minneapolis Shooting

There once were two officers brave,
In a shooting they found they could not save,
They were wounded but strong,
Their courage held long,
In their duty they never did cave.

AOC’s Dating Conservatives Remarks Prompt Gross Response On Fox News

There once were two hosts, so immense,
Jesse and Julie, always intense,
On the air they would spar,
In a lively repartee jar,
Their banter just made so much sense.

Maggie Haberman Reveals GOP Midterms Convention ‘Error’ That Trump’s Team Somehow Overlooked

A journalist from the Times, so keen,
Noticed the circle was small, so mean,
In size it was fine,
But lacking in shine,
A story of circles, not seen.

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