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There once was a legend of tennis
Who made an exit so early and senseless
Fans were left in dismay
As they watched him walk away
Leaving his opponents defenseless

There once was a legend named Williams
Lost to Kenin, causing distress
In her final slam match
A wild card did dispatch
Ending a career that brought thrills

There once was a president bold,
Who on Truth Social did scold,
Canada, the neighbor up north,
He ranted back and forth,
Three times the story was told.

There once were some Republicans, so fretted,
That the president’s actions, they betted,
Would sour their midterms,
And with deep concerns,
Their chances in jeopardy, they netted.

There once was a lake called Ontario,
But Google Maps decided to show
For U.S. users they’d claim,
To give it a new name,
Now it’s called “Lake America” on the go.

There once was a flood in the park,
That knocked out the water, so stark.
No tourists could drink,
Residents on the brink,
As officials tried to make their mark.

There once was a tech giant so bold,
Their change was a sight to behold,
After Trump’s first day,
They went a new way,
Their actions left many hearts cold.

There once was a comic named Maher
Whose Dolly Parton tribute did wear
The label of “lamest”
By media, they tamed it
But Maher just didn’t seem to care.

There’s claims that none can validate,
The press repeats them, it’s their fate,
The health secretary quipped,
While eyebrows were raised and lips pursed,
Intrigue around the claims wouldn’t abate.

A judge in Boston laid the plan,
Based on findings from a year span,
The decision was made,
A piggyback charade,
In the courtroom, the gavel did land.