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There once was a speech in Las Vegas,
Interrupted by a cute little imp,
But things took a turn,
Political concerns,
Turned the mood from joy to mere grimace.

There once was a Fox News host so bold,
Who had an awkward moment unfold.
On his very own show,
Things did not go with the flow,
And his embarrassment was quite cold.

There once was a senator named Tuberville,
Agreeing with Kudlow, he did not swerve ill,
In Alabama state,
They both share the same fate,
Their views on the economy, they fulfill.

There once was a strategist so keen,
Who made a bold exit prediction scene,
With a twist in his tale,
He caused quite a gale,
His foresight was truly unseen.

The CDC and FDA have said
36 hospitalizations – no death’s dread
An outbreak’s being probed
Investigation globe-trobed
To solve the cause, experts use their head

The vice president’s promise on Fox News
Seems to be missing something, my muse
His words may sound grand
But actions less than bland
A promise without follow-through cues

There once was a man with no peace,
His niece found his slumber release,
From youthful events,
And lack of content,
Causing his sleep to decrease.

A judge, Obama’s appointee
Lamented, “I must now agree
To the DOJ’s quest
For I must attest
The court has no choice but to decree.”

A man named Amir Hassan
Sought votes in Michigan’s land
But Trump’s endorsement, so grand
Was not enough for the plan
To win over voters, ran out of sand

There once was a Republican said,
“I’m concerned about lawfare widespread,
People prosecuted for spite,
Not for reasons that are right,
Just because someone’s angry instead.”