There once was a senator named Schiff
Who questioned a nominee, Cook, with a tiff
He asked who won past elections with a lift
Before diving into the 2020 election, a swift
Inquiring about politics, Schiff was quite miffed
There once was a government accused,
Of stonewalling, they were amused,
Investigation into crime,
At Zorro Ranch, no time,
Their actions left many confused.
There once was a senator so bold,
Who spoke out against Carville’s scold,
Left-wing candidates he did uphold,
No mincing of words, truth be told,
In politics, his views were quite gold.
There’s a warning we can’t ignore,
A move that may lead to great uproar,
A death sentence, they say,
For species in dismay,
Desperately needing help, that’s for sure.
There once was a Spaniard of might,
Whose fitness was put into plight.
With doubts cast anew,
His U.S. Open bid askew,
To defend his title in sight.
There once was a man, Trump ally,
Who wanted to reach for the sky,
FIFA president he’ll be,
But selling rights didn’t guarantee,
Now he’s hoping his position won’t die.
There once was a storm on the rise
In Iran and Ukraine, no surprise
With El Nino’s hand
Costs rose, crops were banned
A perfect storm seen by wise
There once was a show called Deadline,
Where a survey was brought into the scene,
Most Americans, it’s true,
Aren’t happy with Trump, boo-hoo,
In the White House, discontent can be seen.
There once was a comic so clever,
With a Trump-themed act quite a endeavor.
The network said no,
Despite the big show,
Her plans were canceled forever.
For decades, families of service members
Faced no threat of deportation’s embers
Now detained for months
Facing harsh stunts
In bipartisan consensus, their members