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There once was a mummy from Chile,
Whose DNA made scientists smile,
It showed without doubt,
That when Europeans set out,
Smallpox came across the mile.

There once was a couple who dated
For three and a half years, they waited
Then they tied the knot
In a ceremony they fought
Their love never once abated

There once was a host of renown
Who claimed the party was throwing it down
With election so near
They were full of fear
For they fumbled a great chance in town.

There once was a group called the FCC
Who reviewed ABC stations with glee
The Trump administration’s attack
On the press, no turning back
Their actions causing much controversy

There once was a lady named Moreno
Whose ex, Rep. Miller, caused her woe
She asked a judge with some sass
To bar him from her counsel, alas
Now she hopes for peace, not more sorrow

At Gulf Shores Airport one day,
Relics found in a suitcase on display,
X-ray showed a large item,
Opaque and bright, oh what a whim,
Discovered on that July 18th ray.

There once were hedge funds in a bind,
Their biggest drawdown they did find.
AI stocks got routed,
Their profits rerouted,
Leaving investors in a bad mind.

There once was a mayor named Kate
Who planned to make a move so great
She wanted a new police chief in place
After a shootout faced disgrace
Public criticism she couldn’t just negate

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose posts on Truth Social would thump,
He claimed a milestone grand,
In Israel’s war-torn land,
With a 20-Point Plan, he’d jump.

There once was a threat experts feared,
AI’s reach in security appeared.
Breach after breach,
Beyond experts’ speech,
Their worries were well-founded, it’s cleared.