Wildfire Forces George And Amal Clooney To Evacuate Their French Home
There once was a home, so grand
Faced a moment, terribly unplanned
Its fate was unknown
Leaving us all alone
Praying it would still stand in the land
There once was a home, so grand
Faced a moment, terribly unplanned
Its fate was unknown
Leaving us all alone
Praying it would still stand in the land
There once was a correspondent quite keen
Who interviewed Trump supporters unseen
For a decade he’d ask
In his funny man mask
On “The Daily Show” he was seen
The Fed on Wednesday chose
To leave the rate just as it goes
Unchanged for the fifth time
No change in the climb
Interest rates staying in repose
There once was a man named Colin Gray,
Who gave his son guns one day,
But then he found out,
His son had no doubt,
A dark path he might go his way.
There once was a senator from Texas
Who found Trump’s behavior quite reckless
He withheld his support
For the president’s court
And now the relationship’s complex.
There once was a claim, quite absurd,
Of the president’s record, misheard,
But the truth in fact,
Did not quite react,
To the lies that were constantly stirred.
There once was an anchor so bold,
Who argued her case, uncontrolled,
Fauci owes GOP naught,
Was the point that she sought,
With words sharp and biting, she told.
There once was a person named Sue,
Who tripped and fell right on her shoe.
She let out a yelp,
As she fell with a help,
And everyone nearby said, “Oops, phew!”
There once was a team from Argentina,
FIFA said they caused a big dilemma.
Disciplinary action was taken,
For rules that were forsaken,
Now they face consequences that are not minima.
There once was a man named Hadi Matar,
Motivated by Khomeini’s memoir,
He sought Rushdie’s death,
With each passing breath,
Prosecutors now seek justice, au revoir.