There once was a girl named Lexi
Whose life ended far too quickly
In a shooting so tragic
It left us all quite magic
Nineteen students lost, hearts so sickly
There once was a man named McConnell
Whose health was a topic to dispel
A tribute was sent
To his well-being, it went
Raising questions, what would time tell?
A CNN data guru did say
The veep’s losing steam, come what may
While a GOP candidate’s rise
Has been quite a surprise
In the early primary poll today
There once was a secretary new,
In Homeland Security, it’s true.
Just four months in the role,
With a very tough goal,
To keep the country safe, through and through.
There once was a business, they say,
Sharing Colbert’s old magic each day,
With guests in a special display,
They brought the humor to stay,
In a unique and fun-filled array.
There once were champs with great pride,
Celebrating with the president inside,
But the crackdown on immigration,
Cast a shadow of agitation,
Despite their victory, the atmosphere has died.
There once was an Olympian old,
Whose actions were greedy and bold,
Destroyed property with glee,
Worth more than a grand, you see,
Prosecutors’ task is a tall order told.
A Rep from Florida named Kat,
Said Capitol Hill’s not where it’s at,
She wouldn’t feel right,
To send her daughter in sight,
Of the chaos and politics spat.
The U.S. will now tax imports high,
From 60 nations, the prices will fly.
At 10 to 12.5 percent,
It’s a new government dent,
On goods that beneath our flag lie.
There once was a Trump loyalist guy,
Who pleaded for “two normal parties” to apply.
But his wish went astray,
As chaos held sway,
In politics, a tumultuous lie.