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There once was an Olympian old,
Whose actions were greedy and bold,
Destroyed property with glee,
Worth more than a grand, you see,
Prosecutors’ task is a tall order told.

A Rep from Florida named Kat,
Said Capitol Hill’s not where it’s at,
She wouldn’t feel right,
To send her daughter in sight,
Of the chaos and politics spat.

The U.S. will now tax imports high,
From 60 nations, the prices will fly.
At 10 to 12.5 percent,
It’s a new government dent,
On goods that beneath our flag lie.

There once was a Trump loyalist guy,
Who pleaded for “two normal parties” to apply.
But his wish went astray,
As chaos held sway,
In politics, a tumultuous lie.

There once was a host from ABC,
Who spoke out about his one-time rival, you see.
In an interview so grand,
He did take a stand,
And shared his thoughts so freely.

There once was a storm in the bay
Leaving damage in its wild array
Climatologist Jay
Said it’s unlikely to stay
Just passing through, come what may

There once was a man named Kudlow,
Who thought the GOP did blow,
They were letting everyone down,
And nothing was getting done, he’d frown,
In leadership, they were slow.

There once was an Oval Office so grand,
With a shiny new look in demand.
The President’s chair,
With power to spare,
In a room that was truly so grand.

There once was an analyst of note
Who said, “Two issues are afloat
Front and center they stand,
In the political land,
Causing quite a commotion and bloat.”

There once was a time so sunny,
With layoffs remaining quite puny.
Despite global fears,
They stayed in low gears,
A trend that seemed quite funny.