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There once was a man named Trump,
Who often acted like a grump.
He singled out Kristen,
For a question he wasn’t listenin’,
But she stood her ground with a thump.

They can take out a city,” the president said,
“Let them take out Los Angeles, it’s widespread!
Let them take out San Diego,
With their power on the go,
Their attacks leave us all filled with dread!”

There once was a man named Kremlev,
Who repaid what he owed with a revel.
He said at a press conference,
That he’d spent money in abundance,
And the debt was settled, so farewell.

There once was a president, irate,
Who at a Nebraska rally did state,
That bombing LA and San Diego,
Would be a “small price to pay,” oh,
His words filled the people with great hate.

There once was a pair, Guojun and Silvia,
Charged with abuse, it’s hard to believe-ya,
A surrogacy scheme,
With children it did seem,
Their fate now the courts will soon see-ya.

There once was a girl so admired,
By a podcaster who never got tired,
He claimed she was beautiful,
But she found it quite dutiful,
To take his words with a pinch of satire.

There once was a singer, quite bright
With hits in the 1980s, just right
“Rock Me Tonight” and more
Made us dance on the floor
Now memories of him take flight.

A man named David J. Rush,
In Virginia, did something quite brash,
He pleaded guilty in court,
For abusing his port,
To enrich himself with gold bars and cash.

There once was a man named Beasley,
Who served as U.N. food chief so easily.
He urged Americans straight,
To reject hate and debate,
And embrace unity now, completely.

There once was a lawsuit from Illinois,
Claimed fast food pricing was full of toils,
The tool collected data,
Franchises never share, that’s the data,
Competitors felt like they were in coils.