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A man named David J. Rush,
In Virginia, did something quite brash,
He pleaded guilty in court,
For abusing his port,
To enrich himself with gold bars and cash.

There once was a man named Beasley,
Who served as U.N. food chief so easily.
He urged Americans straight,
To reject hate and debate,
And embrace unity now, completely.

There once was a lawsuit from Illinois,
Claimed fast food pricing was full of toils,
The tool collected data,
Franchises never share, that’s the data,
Competitors felt like they were in coils.

There once was a man who spoke lightly,
Of treason, like tossing a bean bag nightly.
But the word is severe
And should not appear,
In a game that’s played so unsightly.

There once was an attorney who fought,
Claimed Trump sought to censor, a thought,
Punishing the station,
For airing information,
But the truth cannot be bought.

There once was a host of “Daily Show”
Who had an AI mascot in tow
The visit was unexpected
But Jon Stewart accepted
And entertained viewers in the know

There once was a president quite bold
Who defended costs with a story he told
Of a hypothetical situation
To justify the inflation
But the public’s trust in him waned, we’re told.

There once was a late-night host funny,
Who suggested to the president the duty,
To save some cash,
And avoid a financial crash,
With a simple idea that seemed quite sunny.

There once was a shopper so fine,
Who searched for good deals in a line,
They asked with a grin,
“Where should I begin?
To find treasures that truly shine.”

There was a man who could not abide
All the clutter piling up inside
So he kept all his receipts
Neatly stashed in his sheets
Till he couldn’t find them and cried.