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There once was a veep from the right,
Who claimed Democrats gave no light.
They wouldn’t work with us,
On affordability they fuss,
Trump’s holding the issue tight.

There once was a man named Trump
Who sold Bibles and sneakers with a thump
Making millions in a flash
With his presidential cash
An unprecedented move, that’s a jump

There once was an actor so bold,
George Takei and Wheaton, we’re told,
Slammed his declaration,
With much consternation,
For his actions left them cold.

There’s a study that sheds light on who
Waves the red, white, and blue, it’s true
Political parties and ages
Highlighted in its pages
Showing which groups are most likely to clue

There once were intruders so bold,
On the Empire State Building they strolled.
At the top, they got engaged,
But were quickly upstaged,
By cops, in custody they were told.

There once was a Texan so bold
Whose comments were callous and cold
The words that he chose
Caused many to oppose
As the most tone-deaf they were told.

There once was a comic so witty,
Most canceled, what a pity!
It’s time to decide,
Who’s out and who’s not on this ride,
Let’s make up our minds, what a city!

There once was a man named Trump
Who visited a project with a big lump
$450 million to see
Boosting Burgum with glee
Former governor, now in a jump

There once was a man from Dallas
Whose music would never be callous
He passed away quick
From an illness so thick
Now his legacy will surely surpass us

There once were some copies corrected,
Hitler’s face from them was ejected,
For students to see,
Without history,
The change was quickly detected.