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There once was a man named Cobb
Who heard Trump made a big job
With crypto cash flow
It caused quite a show
A reaction so hot, it did throb

There once was a candidate named Marsha,
Who dodged questions like a ninja, no brouhaha.
Running for governor in Tennessee,
She avoids queries with glee,
But voters may find her lack of transparency a flaw.

There once was a man named Miller
Whose immigration plans were a thriller
In the White House he’d stay
Crafting policies all day
For Trump, he was the top biller

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose critics caused quite a jump.
Their posts were so harsh,
Made him feel like a marsh,
In a White House swampy and frump.

There once was a president so keen
Who planned a “midterm convention” scene
Critics warned it could backfire
On the GOP, a dire mire
A risky move that could turn green

There’s a “veneer” the president flaunts,
Says The New York Times in its taunts,
Maintained with great care,
For all to beware,
In a facade that nobody wants.

A man named David Streever in Finland
Had his wife warned by officers, quite grim
For an email he’d sent
Months ago, they were bent
On claiming it was threatening, the claim was quite thin.

There once was a player named Mbappé
Who in World Cup did display
A brilliant step over
And a second-half rover
Scoring record broken that day

There once was a VP quite stern,
Who saw signs that made her heart yearn,
For a time long ago,
When signs didn’t show,
Inclusivity, justice, or concern.

There once were three brave firefighters,
In Colorado, they faced deadly fires.
Trump’s agency’s plan,
Was to stomp out each brand,
But now their fate sadly transpires.