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There once was a White House account,
With errors that caused a amount.
Despite the president’s try,
The post stayed up high,
For hours, causing a big amount.

There once was a CEO named Sam Altman
Whose interview turned quite a bit too clammy
Things got tense and quite hot
But Sam handled the spot
With grace and a calm demeanor uncanny

There once were guides, quite local, you see,
Whose businesses took a hit, quite measly.
As work on D.C. landmarks roared,
Their profits quickly soared,
Now they long for tourists, oh so freely.

There once was a pastor named Flynn
Who committed a terrible sin
Shot his wife in the head
Then staged a home invasion instead
For his mistress, his heart was all in

There once was a lawsuit in Seattle,
Claimed Starbucks drinks weren’t what they peddled.
Protein drinks with sugar,
Listed as a no-sugar bugger,
Now the truth has been finally settled.

A scientist named Dr. Karl,
Balanced work with his children quite swell.
In between calls and such,
He’d make lunch in a rush,
Parenting skills he showed off so well.

There once was a man named Gayden
Charged with murder, it’s certain
He stabbed a young lass
In a terrible pass
Now he faces the court’s stern curtain.

There once was a CNN anchor so fine,
Who responded to attacks, line by line,
With a look in her eye,
She let silence reply,
And let her actions shine, oh so divine.

There once was a man named Zeteo,
Whose response was just two words aglow,
“25th Amendment,” he said,
His message quite clear, not misled,
A call for action, swift to show.

There once was a man named De Niro
Who thought Trump’s team was all show
“They are very f**king stupid,”
He said, feeling quite lucid
Their actions, to him, were all low.