Senate Passes Bipartisan Housing Bill Aimed At Increasing Supply And Lowering Prices

In Congress a bill was conceived
With discussions that often aggrieved
It passed eighty-five to five
To the House it must strive
Negotiations left all relieved

A Cold Storage Warehouse Has Been Burning For 6 Days In Los Angeles

A blaze that broke out on Wednesday,
Was a challenge for firefighters to slay,
The facility’s nature,
Made extinguishing the fire, a major,
But they worked hard and saved the day.

Coast Guard Helicopter Crashes On A Training Mission In Alaska, Injuring 4 Crew Members

There once was a chopper so high,
Crashed down in the blink of an eye,
Three planes also went down,
In the same month, all around,
Leaving many to question just why.

U.S. Court Dismisses Trump Admin Lawsuit Over Los Angeles Immigration Policy

There once was a judge named Olguin,
Who ruled on a city’s policy sin,
He rejected the claim,
That it was not in the game,
And declared it was not a city’s win.

Newest Trump Excuse For Reflecting Pool Disaster Is By Far His Wildest Yet

There once was a man by the pool
Claimed someone cut paint off, that fool
But no evidence was found
Just his words, so unsound
His tale was dismissed as pure drool

2 More Suspects Arrested In Alleged Planned Attack On Trump’s UFC Cage-Fight

Two men named Falkner and Rincker,
Faced charges of murder much grimmer.
No plea they have made,
A dark path they have laid,
In court, their fate will soon flicker.

‘Can’t Make This S**t Up’: Trump’s Weirdest Post Ever Mocked On Social Media

There once was a president who
Ranted with an unforgettable view
His words caused a stir
As he let out a whir
With an image that no one outgrew

Second Nancy Guthrie Note Said She Had Died: Reports

There once was a man who did disappear,
The media was alerted, oh dear!
An 84-year-old chap,
Vanished from the map,
A mystery that’s not very clear.

Trump Somehow Turns Reflecting Pool Debacle Into An Obama Fight — And Critics Destroy Him

There once was a critic who’d gloat,
Blaming Biden, they’d fervently note,
When the blame didn’t stick,
They’d go back real quick,
And blame the guy whom Biden smote.

Jon Stewart Nails Exact Moment Trump ‘S**t The Bed’ In Panic Move Over Iran

There once was a host of “Daily Show,”
Who explained why Trump’s move was a blow.
It’s a classic deal, he said,
With sarcasm and wit well spread,
In limericks, his humor did flow.

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