There once was a man named Chris Hayes
Who laughed at Fox News in a daze
As they praised the president’s renovation
By the pool’s bright green waters, a celebration
Chris found it all quite a craze
There once was a man with high wealth,
Whose ego was bigger than stealth,
On social media’s shelf,
His pride caused them to shelf,
For him, they had little to heft.
A Roosevelt historian stressed
That the quote on the banner, addressed
To the president’s name
Was not his claim to fame
In this matter, he’s confidently expressed
There once was a president who’d flex,
With expletives, his plans to perplex,
His deal with Tehran,
He thought was so grand,
But compared to his predecessor, it lacks specs.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose candidate won with a thump,
His remarks were scathing,
After the victory, he was raving,
In the Senate, his power will jump.
There once was a Democrat from Maryland,
Who ranted about Trump’s war plan.
He said it was poor,
And caused much uproar,
For damage that’s irrevocably banned.
There once was a host of “Last Word”,
Who called out Trump’s lies that he’d heard.
Rewriting history with glee,
About Obama, you see,
For reasons that are quite absurd.
There once was a man with a clue,
Who asked, “Shouldn’t he have more important things to do?”
He pondered and thought,
But the answer he sought,
Never came, and he bid it adieu.
There once was a man named Mangione
Who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO
In December he struck
Now he’s down on his luck
Facing charges with nowhere to go
There once was a Late Show host who chose
To warn of a move that imposed
A hefty fine that arose
The network might pay through the nose
For any misstep they expose.