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There once was a man named Trump,
Whose paint choice caused quite the jump.
Tourists couldn’t see,
The blue, just like he,
Made him feel like a bit of a chump.

There once was a man named White,
Whose victory in the fight,
Set him up to take,
The top spot in the wake,
Replacing Norton seemed just right.

There once was a host on TV,
Said the president’s job should be easy,
Late-night jokes he did rally,
Said it was right up his alley,
But the president’s struggles were cheesy.

There once were Fox News personalities,
Who faced criticism from their realities,
They didn’t apply the same rule,
To Trump, the media fool,
Leaving critics with their formalities.

There once was a host from CNN
Who said to Scott Galloway, my friend
I won’t work for the Ellisons
Or their handpicked minions
That’s a job I simply can’t defend

There once was a man, Jensen Huang
Whose work with AI was not in vain
He stressed in a chat
That society’s spat
Means change is a must in this game

There once was a field in a fix
Shaped by primaries, not politics
Endorsements from Trump
Made the candidates jump
In the 2026 midterm race mix

There once was a champ in a tiff
Accused of a felonious riff
He bought a watch with a bad check
Now he’s facing a legal wreck
His title now hangs by a cliff

The Trump administration, with haste,
Gutted Education, in poor taste,
Special ed and rights,
Moved out of their sights,
Leaving many concerned and disgraced.

There once was a judge from Idaho
Who ruled that transgender folks know
They can use the restroom
That matches their best zoom
Without facing criminal blow.