MAGA Doesn’t Own Patriotism

There once were some people so full of grace
Who embraced the idea that all have a place
Not in the White House grand
But in every heart, in every land
True patriots, a diverse human race

JD Vance Roasted Over ‘The Most Ridiculous Lie He Has Ever Told’ About Trump

There once was a veep with a book,
Tried to sell Fox News with a hook,
Something Trump doesn’t show,
Yet the viewers should know,
But alas, it was all just a crook.

MLB Issues Warning After SF Giants Pitchers Add Bible Verses To Pride Night Caps

Major League Baseball said with a frown
Writing on the cap should not be found
Rules were violated
Players were berated
Future infractions will not be allowed

Singer Bonnie Tyler Out Of Coma After Emergency Surgery

There once was a pop star quite grand
In Faro, she had surgery planned
Her voice gravelly and deep
From hospital, she’ll soon leap
A Grammy-nominated star in demand

Fox News Host Slams Unclear Trump Iran Deal: ‘Most Transparent Administration In History?’

There once was a woman named Dana,
Who listed complaints like a banner,
About Trump’s lack of disclosure,
Made the Dems feel unsure,
Transparency a big-time banana.

RFK Jr.’s Sister Has Wild Story Of Her Brother, A Snake And A Pool Full Of Kids

There once was a man leading HHS
Whose judgment left others in distress
Kerry Kennedy did exclaim
His lack of care a shame
To health and safety, he brought much duress.

James Carville Predicts Exact Date By Which Donald Trump Will ‘F**king Walk Away’

There once was a man named Ben
Who kept making the same mistake again
He never could learn
And his friends would all yearn
For him to finally comprehend

Trump Just Had Another Weird Handshake Moment — And It Was Caught On Camera

There once was a president so grand,
Who met with the French first lady, so tanned.
Their encounter was strange,
And a bit out of range,
Leaving everyone feeling quite fanned.

New York Times Editorial Board Utterly Trashes New Donald Trump Nominee

There once was a president’s pick
Whom the newspaper’s board did quick
Slam as unfit for office
Their critique was the corpus
Of a limerick that’s quite slick

Iran World Cup Coach Says Team Was Barred From Staying Overnight In LA

There once was a coach named Amir,
Whose plan was to stay in LA clear,
But to Mexico he had to rush,
Leaving his team in a hush,
His hopes for a night out disappeared.

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