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There once was a president’s pick
Whom the newspaper’s board did quick
Slam as unfit for office
Their critique was the corpus
Of a limerick that’s quite slick

There once was a coach named Amir,
Whose plan was to stay in LA clear,
But to Mexico he had to rush,
Leaving his team in a hush,
His hopes for a night out disappeared.

There once was a president named,
Who said he’d be greatly shamed,
If Janeese Lewis George would win,
And let the fight with Trump begin,
For she’s the front-runner acclaimed.

There once was a CNN commentator
Who warned all with a strong tenor
Refusing to condemn
The insult about Michelle
At the White House UFC fight night, well, don’t cater.

There once was a man whose name exposed,
Covered up by a tarp, it just shows,
Meyers found it absurd,
His name was redacted, that’s the word,
On the nose, this situation clearly glows.

The president declared with great zeal
July 4th won’t be a snooze appeal
With a personal touch
The festivities clutch
In D.C., the excitement will feel

There once was an adviser to Trump
Who said Iran’s deal was a bump
“No reason to trust
Or think it’s a must
Good news? It’s all just a hump.”

There once was a host of “Daily Show”
Who torched the president in a row
For an Iran deal that he tore up
It looked just like the same old cup
The host’s satire had quite the blow

There once was a race in New York
Conway was running, no time to dork
To replace Jerry Nadler
In a primary battle
The crowded field made it a cork

There once was a late night host,
Whose audience enjoyed a great boast,
When the president’s legal loss,
Was a sight they’d emboss,
Their laughter was certainly engrossed.