There once was a late-night host so clever,
His message to the president, quite a lever,
It seemed all too familiar,
But his wit was peculiar,
In limericks, he was an endeavor.
There once was a lad named Barron
At a violent event he was seen on
‘Twas Trump’s 80th birthday
He made a public display
Rare sighting of the son of the Don
The president’s top officials rolled out the cringe on his 80th,
Their attempts at humor were lackluster and absurd,
The jokes fell flat, leaving many perturbed,
Their efforts to entertain were clearly cursed,
Perhaps next time they’ll have better luck on the verge.
There once was a speaker quite bold,
Who criticized the president’s hold,
On a war that he deemed reckless,
And costly, oh so feckless,
In his words, a story untold.
There once was a tragic event in Missouri,
A plane crash that caused much fury.
Twelve lives were lost,
At a great cost,
Leaving loved ones feeling so sorry.
Happy Birthday Donald
Renewed and invigorated the Swamp
Some love him, some give a strong romp
In the White House he did stomp
With controversies and tweets, he did vamp.
There once was an agreement so vast
Diplomatic ties built to last
After U.S. strikes in February
It’s a development quite airy
One of the biggest, unsurpassed
There once was a woman named Sue,
Who said even MAGA supporters are through,
With how Trump is ringing,
In America’s 250th flinging,
She mentioned, the red, white, and blue.
There once was a leader named Trump
In his second term, he caused a big hump
Pushing boundaries galore
To project strength and more
Seventeen months in, he made a thump
There once was a brand called Nara,
Recalling baby formula, oh la la!
Botulism outbreak,
Causing quite a shake,
From Target stores it was pulled, ta ta!