A detective said with some strife,
A dispute over drugs took her life,
They believe she was killed,
In a struggle fulfilled,
Over missing narcotics, the wife.
There once was a QB from the NFL
Who paused with a group he knew well
Life Surge was the name
Of the Christian fame
Accused of exploiting, they fell
There once was a nor’easter so strong,
Generating storm-force winds all day long.
Massive waves crashed with might,
Along the East Coast in the night,
A powerful tempest, nature’s song.
There once was a Fox News host so keen,
At a dinner for Xi Jinping the scene,
He attended with grace,
In a prestigious place,
Honoring China’s leader, so serene.
There once was a Pentagon decision,
To remove Anthropic’s precision.
Claude models were banned,
No longer in demand,
For Defense work, they faced prohibition.
There once was a man named Kirk,
Whose event caused quite a murk,
Outside he was made to talk,
While security concerns did stalk,
Officials failed to properly work.
There once was a basement so vile,
Where men were covered in food and bile,
The officers found,
A sight so unbound,
In condiments and liquids, they’d defile.
There once was a court decision grand
That overruled with a mighty hand
Data matching was free
Across agencies to see
A win for the government’s plan
There once was a country named Iran,
Whose disruption of the strait was their plan.
The effects were quite vast,
Far beyond the Middle East, they did cast,
Their main point of leverage, a fan.
There once was a lawmaker of might
Who declared a reckoning in sight
With a stern proclamation
He voiced his frustration
In hopes his party would unite