There once was a reporter named Schnell,
Who heard a Republican’s sad tale to tell,
“We’re gonna get crushed,”
In the midterms they gushed,
Now their future doesn’t bode so well.
There once was a man named Rove,
GOP bashing, he didn’t approve.
“They’re mouthing me,” he said,
To hell with them instead,
Telling him he’s a RINO, they disapprove.
There once was a host named Bill Maher,
Who made a joke that caused quite a stir,
Trump showed Xi his drive,
Like pizza to Ramsay, alive,
A comparison that was bizarre.
There once was a bill from New York
To Amazon, it was quite a knock
Outsourcing they’d shun
The battle’s begun
In other cities, the fight would unlock.
There’s a matchup that many attend,
Longhorns and Vols with much to defend,
In Knoxville they’ll play,
Top teams on display,
In the SEC, the action won’t end.
There once was a tech mogul, you see,
Who predicted a film would decree,
It’d be a hit piece so vile,
Full of falsehoods and guile,
But the truth will set him free.
There once was a president named Trump
Who thought the military was a dump
He said, “We won’t need
Their help to succeed
I’ll handle it all in a thump”
There once was a reporter so fine
Who saw Trump’s deception with a sign
He tried to fool his base
But in the end, lost the race
It seems truth will eventually shine
There once were some hackers so sly,
Who got info they shouldn’t imply.
They knew all about
The bureau, no doubt,
Their secrets all under the sky.
A detective said with some strife,
A dispute over drugs took her life,
They believe she was killed,
In a struggle fulfilled,
Over missing narcotics, the wife.