Riverside County Sheriff Ordered To Return 650,000 Seized Ballots

There once was a sheriff named Bianco
Who thought that his actions were just so
He seized many ballots
But the court said “no gallants”
Now he must return them, even though.

Canadians Hit Back At Trump’s Name Changes By Taking Away This ‘Embarrassing’ Honor

There once were some officials from Ottawa
Who feared Trump would give them a bother
If they took away
His honor one day
But they stood up and did it with honor

Netanyahu Uses U.N. Speech To Paint Israel As The Victim While Bragging Of Violence

There once was a prime minister from Israel,
In New York, he faced protests and a swell,
Hundreds marched against his visit,
While delegations didn’t miss it,
In the Big Apple, tensions did dwell.

Bob Pettit, Imposing Hawks Great And First NBA MVP, Dies At 93

There once was a player named Pettit
On the court, he was truly elite
For the St. Louis Hawks, he did play
And won the MVP in his day
His skills and talent were hard to beat.

Nolan Wells’ Snapchat Messages Were Deleted From His Phone, Expert Says

There once was a lad named Nolan Wells,
Whose death brought forth many more tales.
In Mississippi, Black teen,
Over Fourth of July scene,
New details emerge, the story swells.

Tucker Carlson Still Can’t Believe What Trump Said About The Iran War

There once was a man named Carlson
Who claimed Trump should have been undone
In an NPR chat
He stated that
Removal from office was the only run.

‘MAGA Is Dead’: Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Trump ‘Betrayed’ His Own Movement

There once was a lawmaker who slyly
Called out her one-time ally,
With a voice loud and clear,
She made it quite clear,
Their friendship was now wry.

Judge Lifts Trump’s White House Ban On CNN, MS NOW And Politico

There once was a judge named Tim Kelly,
Said the ban on three outlets was smelly,
He declared it unconstitutional,
His verdict was quite sensational,
For freedom of press, he was quite belly.

‘Fascist Propaganda, Period’: Critics Trash Trump’s New Taxpayer-Funded ‘Love Me’ Ad

There once was an ad on Fox News,
That left viewers feeling confused.
It was funded by the state,
But the message was great,
A government-sponsored ruse.

Karoline Leavitt Turns Heads With Claim About Donald Trump, Respect And Women

There once were some critics who’d say
That the movie was quite poor, nay.
But the audience cheered,
Their opinions revered,
And the film went on to win the day.

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