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There once was a man named Trump,
His media project was a slump.
It started with a bang,
But soon lost its bang,
Now it’s just a big media dump.

There once was a man named Terry
Who said, “Trust in the GOP is quite scary
Under Trump’s reign
Voters feel the strain
American Principles Project does carry”

There once was a man named Deace
Who couldn’t decide on his case
To share or not share
He was in despair
In fear of causing a dark place

There once was a plan that flopped,
It probably didn’t go the way they hoped,
They tried their best,
But failed the test,
Their dreams were thoroughly mopped.

There once was a lady named Grisham,
Who accused Trump of being a big ham.
She told CNN with glee,
“He acts like a dictator, you see,”
Which caused quite a media grand slam.

A man known for deceit and lies,
His supporters now see through disguise,
With prices that soar,
They can’t take it anymore,
Daniel Dale’s words don’t surprise.

There once was a crisis so dire,
With food and gas costs much too high.
Americans struggling to get by,
The prices just seem to fly,
An affordability crisis they can’t retire.

A data guru claimed with a swoon,
Numbers like these are a boon.
Determining elections,
With precise selections,
The president’s collapse came too soon.

There once was a strategist, so bold,
Who railed against Trump, we’re told,
In Washington, D.C.,
He designed gauche glee,
In limericks, his story is told.

There once was a man from Florida,
Who abused athletes under the radar,
He thought he could hide,
But the law was on his side,
Now in jail, he’ll be seen from afar.