There once was a Trump acolyte,
Who warned “all of you bots ain’t right.”
He called them hypocritical,
In a manner quite critical,
To his followers, a different sight.
There once was a president bold,
Whose image bizarrely foretold,
His head from the Earth,
Did strangely give birth,
A weird sight for all to behold.
There once was a man, so they say,
Shot in the torso one day,
In serious shape,
But they managed to drape,
Stable condition, hooray!
There once was a host named MS NOW
Who pointed out something, and how
The president, so sly
Barring reporters, oh my
Wants that “feeling” back, you know somehow
There once was a president bold
Whose decision was strong and quite bold
To convert the old structure
At the military’s strong request sure
Now it’s a top-grade facility, we’re told.
There once was a man named Trump
Whose antics left many in a slump
With scandals galore
And tweets by the score
His influence was quite the jump
There once was a sneaker brand, strong
Whose image caused quite a wrong
They admitted being awry
Said sorry, but couldn’t deny
Their mistake did not last long
There once was a man named Kolb,
Who grabbed a PETA protester named Bob.
He used his arms and a leg,
To try to keep her down like a keg,
But the video exposed his job.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who tried to make his lies jump,
But Stelter declared,
You cannot be spared,
Attention without accountability, thump!
There once was a GOP strategist
Who thought the party list needed a twist
“Get rid of these people,”
He said with a steeple
To make the party more opportunist.