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There once was a president bold
His legacy he wished to uphold
An arch by the bridge
He built to leave his midge
In Washington, his story told.

There once was a senator named Curt
Who criticized the president’s son with a skirt
For a lavish wedding after-party
Paid by an oligarch, oh so hearty
With ties to Putin, oh what a dirt

There once was a president bold,
Who barred some news outlets so cold,
CNN and MS NOW,
And Politico, somehow,
From the White House they were told.

There once was a group named CBP,
Who faced opposition, you see,
From landowners and more,
They said, “This land we adore,
Isn’t a hotspot for illegal entry.”

There once was a man named Trump
Who tried to make the news a dump
He restricted coverage
Causing much more outrage
First Amendment rights he tried to thump

There once was a commentator bold,
Who proposed a meatless diet to hold.
Republicans thought it a taunt,
Calling veganism an insult, they flaunt.
But the commentator’s idea took hold.

There once was a giant AI,
With ambition that reached for the sky,
Tackling diseases with care,
Neglected by pharma, they dare,
To find cures that money can’t buy.

A couple addressed theories with zest,
On “60 Minutes” they put it to rest,
After Lindsay’s mistrial,
They shared with a smile,
Their love is not put to the test.

There once was a senator named Tillis,
Who said, “He needs to go, all will agree this.”
In impeachment or haste,
We must not waste,
For the country’s sake, we can’t dismiss.

There once was a man named Desronvil,
Who confidently declared with goodwill,
“No doubts in my mind,
I’m one of a kind,
Success is my fate, so I will!”