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There once was a medium so new
Changing the message, it’s true
But despite the shift
The point is not missed
The message remains, tried and true

There once was a house with a mouse
Where images and videos would rouse
But the people inside
Would rather not confide
In what happened, so quiet as a mouse.

There once was a mayor named Bass
Who vowed to kick ass
Any misuse of funds
For the unhoused, she shuns
And promised to bring justice to pass

The State Department said with a grin,
Approved sale of F-35 to begin,
Lockheed Martin’s fighter jets,
For Saudi, no regrets,
In the sky, they’ll surely win.

There once was a candidate from Texas,
Whose statement caused quite the ruckus,
The bipartisan backlash grew,
Against the things he would spew,
For his comments, many found infectious.

There once was a royal dispute,
Princess Diana’s brother took repute,
Claiming King Charles III,
Said she soon would be free,
But the Palace said it’s all moot.

There once was a GOP quite unclean,
Their stables were in need of cleaning.
A strategist wrote,
In a scorching note,
In the Wall Street Journal, quite demeaning.

In Colorado, a town did appear,
Trump makeover brought cheer near and dear,
In a song of Season 29,
The change was quite fine,
An animated town with new atmosphere.

There once was a man named Joe Concha
Who criticized a congresswoman’s “interviews”
Critics gave him the rest of the dollar
For his comments that were rather hollower
Now he’s known as a pundit who faunches

There once was a candidate named Andrews,
Whose campaign had its share of new trends,
In South Carolina she’ll run,
Said Will, “It’s just begun”,
With hopes to see her be the Dems’ friends.