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The health secretary, oh so sly,
Told the CDC to not tally
The state’s measles death rate,
Trying to avoid debate,
But the truth will come out, we can’t deny.

There once was a Rep from Ohio,
Who filed a court claim, not for show,
A picture was found,
Of a building torn down,
Now the truth they must soon know.

There once was a Veep named JD Vance
Who begged voters for a second chance
In a plea that sounded so dire
For the upcoming election mire
But will it be enough to advance?

There once was a host from “The Show”,
Who ripped a word to and fro,
To describe all the nonsense,
From Fox News with no pretense,
In limericks, the truth they bestow.

There once was a man named Combs,
Who refused to get taken for bombs,
He said with a frown,
“I won’t get run down,
By overcharging scoundrels, that’s my qualms.”

There once was a woman named Jen,
Who received a sum (750,000).
The FBI got involved,
Misstatements resolved,
Compensation paid out in the end.

The park service, with great skill and precision,
Posted a contract for construction’s provision,
$49 million up for grabs,
For builders with great stabs,
To create a new park with vision.

There once was a man named Castro,
Whose arrest caused quite a fiasco,
A flashpoint it became,
Over Trump’s cruel game,
Immigrant deportations in tow.

There once was a Texan irate,
Sick of the state’s current state,
He said with a glare,
“Things are unfair!”
This Texan won’t hesitate.

There once was a president in a mess,
Caught on camera in quite a distress.
As he gazed at a poster,
It caused some to foster,
Doubts about his plans to impress.