There once was a council member Kris
Whose deadpan delivery brought bliss
With ripples of laughter so loud
In the chamber, a happy crowd
For a name change, it was hard to dismiss.
There once was a president’s reply,
To concerns about AI, oh my!
The MS NOW host
Was deeply engrossed,
But the answer just made her sigh.
A Meta CEO once declared,
“Labs must be cautious and prepared,
For if models go wrong,
And cause harm for too long,
Significant liability ensnared.”
Twenty farms, in a charming twist,
Made corn mazes that can’t be missed,
For a legend so grand,
Who once roamed this land,
A tribute to Dolly, they insist.
There once was a chopper in LA
Crashed down and took lives away
Three souls met their fate
Near a bus crash too late
In Los Angeles the news spread dismay
There once was a rapper named Macklemore
Booked for shows, but his luck hit the floor
Dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour
Left fans feeling sore
Now he’s searching for gigs, looking for more.
The Trump administration’s zeal,
To Israel, 2,000-pound bombs will reveal,
In an arms deal so grand,
Powerful weapons in hand,
A partnership that cannot repeal.
There once was a man with no fear,
Refused to keep agents clear,
At the polls they may lurk,
As midterms near do perk,
Voting concerns drawing near.
There once was a man named Seth Bodnar
Who declared, “Our privacy is not for sale” from afar
He destroyed the surveillance tech
In a video, what the heck!
Protecting our privacy, he did spar.
There once was a son of the president,
Whose actions left many discontent,
Maddow was appalled,
At the choices installed,
Advice he should have sought, now lament.