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There once was a man named Trump,
Who thought AI meant a singing hump,
Fallon joked with a grin,
About the mix-up within,
Now Trump’s gaffe has us all in a slump.

There once was a host of MS NOW
Explained why the president, somehow,
Isn’t ready to take
On the news, for goodness sake,
Of the “most important” news story, wow!

There has been a massive backlash,
Said the CNN chief data analyst in thrash,
The public’s reaction was strong,
With criticism they did prolong,
Such a response was quite rash.

There once was a board Trump-aligned,
Voted to close the center designed,
The president’s changes in court,
Face a lengthy report,
Till then, the center’s future declined.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who tried to make a big jump,
He held the Kennedy Center,
Hostage, he did enter,
To add his name, what a chump!

There once was a man named Trump,
Corrupt and incompetent, a big lump.
Democrats did say,
“We’ll find a way,
To stop him before he can jump.”

There once was a virus called measles
In the U.S. it caused many upheavals
More deaths in two years
Than in thirty, it appears
It’s a crisis that nobody conceals

There once was a president bold
Who attacked a strategist old
From Fox News he did strike
It left many alike
Wondering why the story was told.

There once was an administration,
Selling out for each situation.
New York Dem did declare,
They don’t really care,
For a buck, causing great agitation.

There once was a Late Show host so grand,
Who didn’t want to discuss the land,
He celebrated his prize,
With no presidential ties,
Avoiding that topic he planned.