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There once was a nominee for Grammy,
Whose theatrics were always so flammy.
With electrifying flare,
He’d put on a grand affair,
His signature style was quite glammy.

There once was a Senator from Kentucky,
Whose recovery was long and unlucky,
From childhood polio’s grasp,
He struggled to clasp,
In frustration, his journey was mucky.

There once was a board in a town
Planning to shut a center down
They also did mull
Ten ways to engrave Trump’s skull
Inscribed on a monument, big and brown.

There once were some stocks in the tech field,
Their slide made investors quite yield,
AI leaders did warn,
Of a slowdown they scorn,
While oil prices made markets squeal.

There once was a host from the show,
Who won Emmys, a few in a row.
He’ll make an appearance,
With much perseverance,
From the Late Show, the fans’ love will flow.

There once was a preacher named Sarah,
Who condemned the Arapaho wayfarer,
From the Wind River Res,
She was shown the way out,
For her sermon was met with much rancor.

There once was a man named Carr,
Who critiqued Kimmel from afar.
He weighed in on the fight,
Over YouTube one night,
Talarico’s FCC fears bizarre.

There once was a measles scare,
A family’s loss they could not bear,
The coroner did vow,
Measles can cause sorrow,
Life-threatening, a reminder so rare.

There once was a show called “60 Minutes”
That shared news in well-spoken tidbits
For fifty-nine seasons strong
They’ve been getting it all wrong
But viewers still tune in for their visits

There once was a plan, so they say,
For healthcare to find a new way,
But it was just an outline,
Not fully defined,
Leaving many in dismay.