Chelsea Handler’s Wild Stephen Miller Sex Scenario Takes Darkest Of Turns

There once was a comic so bold
He went where no one had dared to behold
With a joke so risqué
It caused quite a dismay
But his wit was worth more than gold.

JD Vance Gets Taunted By A Heckler In A Deep-Red State, Handles It Poorly

There once was a veep on the go
Campaigning for Roger, you know
In a race thought quite easy
For Republicans breezy
But the outcome was hard to foreknow

Eric Trump Awkwardly Undercuts His Brother’s Defense Of Oligarch’s Lavish Wedding Gift

There once were two sons of Trump’s name,
Their words about dad weren’t the same,
One praised him with glee,
The other, not so free,
Their views on dear father, a game.

Harry Enten Spots ‘Killer’ Trend Under Trump That Could Haunt GOP In Midterms

There once was a jump, so grand
It leaped across all the land
It was really, really large
A sight to surely barge
And left everyone in the sand

JD Vance Just Likened ‘Emily In Paris’ To What?!?

There once was a veep très deep,
His meta-analysis didn’t sleep,
Of the “genius” show he’d speak,
Sending a message unique,
Political theme he’d always keep.

John Mulaney Sneaks NSFW Swipe At DJ Khaled Into Emmys Sermon About Manliness

There once was a comedian presenting,
Lead Actor in a Drama Series, relenting,
Though he took a while,
He brought on a smile,
And the crowd found his wit quite cementing.

Bill Gates Issues Stark AI Warning As Part Of Billion-Dollar Pledge

There once was a man named Gates
Who warned of AI’s social fates
He said we must act
To avoid the impact
And prevent inequality’s rates

Social Media Users Rocked By Mariska Hargitay Singing On Emmys Opener

There once was a star from SVU
Who sang about TV screens too
Like Joan Jett she did rock
Her voice caused quite a shock
In a ditty that was fresh and new.

Trump Uses A 4-Letter Word For The White House That He Once Swore He Never Said

There once was a man with a plan,
To launch a new social span,
Nine years ago he bashed,
A report that had clashed,
With the truth about his golf club stand.

Charlie Kirk Statue Vandalized Just Days After It Was Installed

There once was a statue so tall
For Kirk it stood proud and enthralled
A tribute unveiled
On death’s one-year sailed
In memory the bronze did enthrall

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