Global AI Stocks Fall As Industry Chiefs Call For Slowing Development

AI-linked stocks took a dive
As leaders of big companies strive
To warn of the risks
From developments brisk
Their values did not survive

These 2 Tennis Players Just Made LGBTQ History Thousands Of Miles From The U.S. Open

There once was a Swiss man named Mika,
Who faced a tough foe from Brazil, a real seeker.
But after his win,
He thanked him with a grin,
For inspiring him, what a unique speaker!

U.S. Open Officials Found A Shiny Way To Keep Trump Occupied At 2025 Final: Report

There once was a president seen,
With an item that shouldn’t have been,
Reportedly placed
Next to him, a disgrace,
At last year’s U.S. Open scene.

‘Deluded Freak’: Trump White House Flips Out Over Journalist’s Simple Natalie Harp Post

There once was a man named Aaron,
Who mentioned a Trump aide in error.
It made the administration grind,
Their gears in a bind,
Causing quite a political stir.

Ex-Anthropic Employee Who Issued Dire Warning Likens AI To An Alien Species

There once was a man named Coxon,
Who feared AI would soon be annexed,
A superintelligence he did dread,
Like summoning aliens, he said,
So he resigned with his concerns complex.

‘You Suck!’: Ted Cruz Gets A Not-So-Warm Texas Welcome In Brutal Visit To Football Game

There once was a man named Cruz,
Responding to crowd blitz with no excuse,
Trying to stay in the pocket,
On national TV, no droppin’,
He faced the challenge with no refuse.

‘The Plane Began To Submerge’: GOP Rep Says He Had To Swim To Safety After Emergency Landing

There once was a man named Tom Tiffany,
Who flew in a plane quite risky,
It lost all its power,
He survived the hour,
Now he’s running for governor frisky.

Former ‘SNL’ Star Recalls Revealing Table Read With Trump: ‘I Didn’t Know Trump Was So Evil’

There once was a man named Trump,
Who hosted “Saturday Night Live” with a jump.
His appearance was bold,
Controversy he strolled,
But the ratings did soar with a thump.

Federal Judge Rules Trump DHS Plan For 50% FEMA Staffing Cuts Was Unlawful

There once was a lawsuit on the stage,
Labor groups fought for fair wage,
The agency did lose,
Labor groups could now choose,
Victory celebrated in rage.

Obama Sounds The Alarm On ‘Dangerous’ AI, Urges Dems To Take Action: NYT

There once was a president, so bold
Whose remarks were quite grim, we are told
Two researchers did say
Industry could pave the way
For the human race to soon be strolled

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