Canada’s trade war caused a scare,
Turning to other markets with care,
Urgent pivot they made,
To avoid trade blockade,
Diversifying is now their main affair.
There once was a CEO named Dario,
Whose framework aimed to control the scenario.
With three steps in place,
He aimed for more space,
To manage risks and not be in a bind, oh!
There once was a man with low ratings,
Facing a crisis that’s aggravating,
His war on Iran,
Was not part of the plan,
His future is left contemplating.
There once was a congressman named Dent
Who criticized a mix-up event
He couldn’t comprehend
Why it all had to blend
In Pennsylvania, his discontent
A man spoke about immigration,
To Europeans with great frustration,
“What you’re doing to yourselves,
Is just killing yourselves,”
He urged for swift limitation.
There once was a man with a dream,
To replace a sculpture, it seems,
A 30-foot tribute,
To Washington, so astute,
In place of the current art scheme.
There once was a CEO so bold,
Who said going public was untold,
An ill-advised move,
The market would disapprove,
So the tech firm’s secret they hold.
There once was a man who misled,
Americans saw through what he said.
Jayapal called out the act,
Rep. Pramila’s just the fact,
In Washington, truth never fled.
There once was a judge named O’Toole
Who asked a strange question, so cruel
To air traffic control
And crane operator’s role
And nuclear courier as a rule.
Chief Brackney, with wisdom and grace,
Said, “Evidence must set the pace.
For Ms. Fortune’s sake,
Let truth be our stake,
In this justice-seeking race.”