There once was a show called Tonight
Poked the president, caused quite a fright
Sensitive topic in sight
Made headlines that night
With humor and wit, what a delight
There once was an AI giant so sly,
Who kept its work hidden, oh my!
For months it did hide,
The reasons denied,
Leaving many to question and pry.
There once was a situation so wild
Said the anchor, “We need a new style
Bananas won’t do
Another fruit, too”
On the news, the anchor profiled
There once were AI giants in a hurry,
Building tech that seemed rather scary,
Jacob Coxon did say,
They’re in a race to dismay,
Anderson Cooper was left quite wary.
Separate polling from Gallup finds
About 3 in 10 U.S. adults’ minds
They’ve changed how they live
Since the attacks did give
New perspectives that deeply binds.
There once was a host named MS NOW
Who criticized the president’s show
Self-worshipping convention
Was her sharp contention
A sign of where he stands, this we know
There once was a bug from Down Under,
Its colors were just like thunder,
Named after a singer,
Hair blond, lips that linger,
UC Riverside will always wonder.
There once was an organizer who
Said Chavez had made her feel blue
She sued the nonprofits
Tied to him, took some shots
For justice, her fight did ensue.
There once was a man from Ohio,
With grandkids living in woe,
Filthy conditions were found,
His trial was unbound,
Incompetent, he could not go.
There once were some Girls Scouts who found,
That dogs in the pound were quite sound.
They gave them some care,
And love they did share,
As man’s best friend they were crowned.