There once was a Democrat named Smith,
Who found a situation with a myth.
He said, “It just did not look good,
You didn’t need to do that,” as he stood,
And caused quite a political pith.
There once were AI developers so bold,
Who thought their tech would soon unfold,
To cause human extinction,
Was their grim prediction,
But many doubted the story they told.
There once was a senator from South Carolina
Whose appearance turned up the volume with charisma
Bound to generate memes
In the political scene
A limerick subject with charisma.
There once was a man named Marc Beckman,
Asked about the president, he had a plan.
His response was quite shrewd,
About the aide so well-viewed,
In the end, he revealed all he can.
A missing letter sparked mockery online
Poor spelling errors were easy to find
But the culprit was sly
With a twinkle in their eye
Leaving readers in a state of resigned.
There once was a tale of a myth,
No one believed it, not one bit,
But despite all the doubt,
The truth came out,
And the skeptics had to admit.
There once was a president bold
Whose money pledge was quite bold
Accusations of bribery flew
Ahead of the elections, it’s true
A scandal that left many cold
There once was a host in dismay,
Trump’s attacks came out to play.
ABC and affiliates,
Were the subjects of his gibes,
But the host had plenty to say.
There once was a late-night host keen,
Who noticed a pattern unseen,
Of who got the bonuses,
From the president’s doses,
In his show, the truth was so clean.
There once was a man named Steele
Who said an event he would never feel
Under his watch it would not occur
He was confident, that was for sure
His leadership was strong as steel