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There once was a sinkhole so grand,
Malibu officials tried to take a stand,
Claimed it posed a big threat,
To safety, we can’t forget,
Emergency response they had planned.

There once were brothers named Tate
Their views caused much debate
Promoting wealth and male control
Their words often took a toll
In the spotlight, they did not abate

There once was a man named Rick,
Whose event in Dallas was slick,
He said it’s about one thing,
No bells or whistles to bring,
Just focus on that one quick pick.

There once was a “Daily Show” host
Who found something truly unreal to boast
In the president’s trolling,
He found it unfolding,
A story that he simply loved most.

There once was a host named Jimmy,
Whose spoof commercials were quite witty,
On the “Tonight Show” stage,
He’d entertain and engage,
With humor that’s always so nifty.

There once was a late-night host
Who used the president’s own meme as a boast
With a clever twist and a jest
He put the president to the test
And left him feeling like a ghost

There once was a player named Alcaraz
Who won a tight set, quite the jazz
He leveled the game with great grace
But couldn’t quite win the race
And fell short at the final pass

There’s a late-night host who once said,
It’s all about one thing, he spread,
With jokes quite absurd,
And punchlines well heard,
His laughter leaves us all well fed.

There once was a president, critics say
Reminding him of things gone astray
Memories of old
Stories retold
In limericks they have their own way

There once was a president bold
Who ranted about journalists cold
On Truth Social he’d spew
His anger at the crew
In limericks his stories were told.