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There once was a craft called BepiColombo
In November it orbited low
Then in December it split
To study the planet, legit
From altitudes high and below.

Many citizens of the South American country
Believe the deal looks like a surrender, they say
It’s causing quite a stir
As they question the blur
Of justice and politics in play.

Researchers made special vests for penguins,
To aid them in El Nino’s strong reigns.
These garments will assist,
Their recovery in mist,
For the birds, a new hope it brings.

A cop faced a charge from the state,
For assault and some false things that he’d state,
Added to his dismay,
Was a new charge that day,
Now his future looks far from first-rate.

There once was a president, bold,
Who harshly critiqued, I am told,
The GOP candidate’s dress,
And speaking skills, to impress,
But then gave a compliment, cold.

There once was a Treasury Department
Proposing a change with intent
New regulation in play
After May 2027, they say
Their decision was final, content

There once was a journalist veteran
Who hosted a show in the AM
Maria was her name
With great skill and fame
In the mornings, she made headlines again

There once was a president so grand,
With insults he’d often command,
But his own waistline fight,
Caused quite a sight,
As battles with weight got out of hand.

There once were some critics so keen,
Who noticed some irony unseen.
Their words were so sharp,
They cut through the dark,
In limericks witty and clean.

There once was a president bold,
Who twisted the truth, or so I’m told,
His take on Talarico,
Was awfully gross and low,
In the end, the truth will unfold.