There once was a doc named Abraham
Who warned of the president’s mayhem
In a fit of pique or rage
He’d set off a dangerous stage
So we must be prepared, oh what a gem!
There once was a strategist so wise,
Whose hope for the debate did arise.
He urged all to tune in,
And give it a spin,
For the Democratic party’s surprise.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose plans were a bit of a jump,
He tried to lend aid,
But just made the parade,
Of candidates in need start to slump.
There once was a leader named Steinem,
In New York City she made her home,
She passed away peacefully,
Surrounded by those who loved her deeply,
In her memory, her legacy will forever roam.
There once was a man from the street
Whose feet felt a burning heat
He had tingling and pain
That drove him insane
Thomas Fahmy’s condition was quite a feat
The Supreme Court struck down,
Another Trump order in town,
In June they did say,
It cannot stay,
Their decision wore a judicial crown.
There once was a man from Tucson,
Whose note said he acted alone,
With a heart full of hate,
He sealed his cruel fate,
In a targeted attack he had shown.
There once was a star quite iconic
Whose comments were called “demonic”
Critics did say
In a harsh way
The “Devil Wears Prada” star’s words are chronic
There once was a girl named Loomer,
Whose views caused quite a tumult and tumor,
Isaiah did exclaim,
She must be tamed,
For society’s sake, we must groom her.
There once was a secretary, oh please,
Who claimed water use was a tease.
But receipts don’t lie,
Caught him in the sly,
Now his contradiction’s a breeze.