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There once was a president who
Was asked if the rumors were true
That the Pentagon head
Has White House dreams fed
A potential run could ensue

There once was a tennis pro, dear,
Who crashed out of the Open, oh fear!
Now it’s all in the news,
They say it’s the muse,
For the meme of the year, loud and clear!

The job market in the States, it seems,
Is ambling along in its dreams.
Despite Trump’s war with Iran,
There’s still work for the common man,
But booming it’s surely not, it seems.

There once was a man named Peter
Who from the president did get a meter
He used Fox News reports
To highlight some retorts
And showed the cracks in his record much neater

There once was a VP named Erin,
At the bank, where she’d always been.
She sorted through conflicts,
With great skills and predicts,
Her work ethic, truly a win.

There once was a speaker quite bold,
Who claimed Iranian leaders are told,
That lying is fine,
When in a bind,
A belief in their religion, we’re sold.

There once was a microbe so scary,
Naegleria fowleri, so wary,
Fewer than ten,
Are infected, and then,
The end is almost always quite dreary.

There once was a president bold
Whose trade claims were often told
But the facts didn’t align
With his grand design
In reality, his story was old

There once was a player named Cobb,
Who feared the game was doing a bob.
He said it’s tragic,
And quite magic,
That things were looking quite odd.

There once was a New York Dem,
With a piece of real estate in them,
They dreamed of a place,
With plenty of space,
To leave all their worries behind.