A judge ruled on Tuesday quite sternly,
Accused shooter will face trial certainly,
For killing Charlie Kirk,
Murder charges will lurk,
Death penalty, case so unworthily.
There once was a hemp industry great,
Lawmakers granted it a break;
Thanks to Trump’s decree,
It could finally be free,
To thrive and to prosper, its fate.
There once was a player named Matteo
Online abuse caused him some woe
During a Grand Slam event
His pain was evident
He spoke up to make it all go.
A Republican said without strife,
“We’re not stupid for wanting to protect
Our rural way of life, we reflect.
In our values, we find our heart’s true zest,
Preserving our land is what we attest.”
A progressive from Michigan did cry
Challenged Vance and Trump, oh my!
“Face your hypocrisy,”
He exclaimed with glee,
In hopes they would finally comply.
There once was a QB named Romo
Apology for actions that led to his woe
CBS analyst, now in the know
Former Cowboy, arrest in July’s glow
In limerick form, his story does flow
There once were some critics with receipts,
Who found fault in most things they’d meet.
Their sharp words caused some strife,
But they lived quite a life,
With opinions that couldn’t be beat.
There once was a storm heading west,
Forecast to make landfall on its quest.
In Texas it’s expected to hit,
On Tuesday, with winds that won’t quit,
The National Hurricane Center knows best.
There once was a Times journalist so bright
Who pointed out a bleak, worrisome sight
For the president, he said
Ahead of midterms with dread
A tough battle in 2026, no respite.
There once was a star with great clout
Who supported Trump, there’s no doubt
In a video he said
Some things that spread
And made everyone scream and shout