There once was a Fox News host so keen,
At a dinner for Xi Jinping the scene,
He attended with grace,
In a prestigious place,
Honoring China’s leader, so serene.
There once was a Pentagon decision,
To remove Anthropic’s precision.
Claude models were banned,
No longer in demand,
For Defense work, they faced prohibition.
There once was a man named Kirk,
Whose event caused quite a murk,
Outside he was made to talk,
While security concerns did stalk,
Officials failed to properly work.
There once was a basement so vile,
Where men were covered in food and bile,
The officers found,
A sight so unbound,
In condiments and liquids, they’d defile.
There once was a court decision grand
That overruled with a mighty hand
Data matching was free
Across agencies to see
A win for the government’s plan
There once was a country named Iran,
Whose disruption of the strait was their plan.
The effects were quite vast,
Far beyond the Middle East, they did cast,
Their main point of leverage, a fan.
There once was a lawmaker of might
Who declared a reckoning in sight
With a stern proclamation
He voiced his frustration
In hopes his party would unite
There once was a son of Trump’s name,
Who shared images of a banquet’s fame,
For the Chinese president’s delight,
The feast was a luxurious sight,
But ethics concerns rose to fame.
There once was a board that was stately,
Whose views were quite conservative lately.
But they found an irony,
That was awkward, you see,
In the newspaper, oh how they hate thee.
There once was a host named Kimmel,
Who made fun of Trump with a giggle.
He got a devoted aide,
To parody the charade,
Made the President’s relationship seem brittle.