There once was a host named MS NOW,
Who critiqued the President’s show.
Selective press bans were the plot,
Blunting impact sought, but not caught,
Political gain was low.
There once was a “Daily Show” host,
Who proposed a plan, we must boast,
To get the president,
To remove the impediment,
And allow America to flourish the most.
There once was a lawsuit that claimed
Defendants said it was all untamed
A conspiracy, they cried
Free speech mustn’t be denied
In court, the truth will be framed
There once was a teen idol so bright,
Who now faces legal plight,
In a cast of the latest,
His problems the greatest,
His future now dim in the light.
There once was a president who,
Attacked the judge, causing quite a to-do,
In a lawsuit filed by the media so keen,
Critics of his actions were not few,
But he continued on, as if in a dream.
There once was a man named Cheung,
Who was angry, ready to spring,
At Erin’s description,
Of the live White House edition,
For 24/7, it was a bad thing.
There once was a man named Bush,
With a new job, he won’t mush.
He’s back on TV,
With joy and with glee,
Billy Bush, in the limelight, will push.
A leader was criticized for his ramble,
Rough, threatening, and rather quite jumble.
At the United Nations,
The president’s creations,
Were torn apart in a limerick scramble.
There once was a president who, no doubt,
Was taunted right where he would shout,
At the United Nations,
Over sabotage sensations,
His reaction caused quite a big clout.
There once was a man named Seaver
Chosen by a star to deliver
The news of her death
With every last breath
His job was to be the griever