There once was a star and director
Whose film was a family protector
They discussed flight and forgiveness
And how kids see love in its fullness
In a drama that was a perfect reflector
There once was a lady on Fox,
Her comments caused quite a shock,
Interview was softball,
But one comment, a curveball,
In limericks, we love to talk.
There once was a president named Trump
Whose base began to feel a slight bump
As support for Iran war did sway
With gas prices rising each day
And U.S. troops in harm’s way they did jump.
There once was a woman named Tasia,
Found hanging from a tree, what a major,
An arrest warrant’s out,
For a third person, no doubt,
Behind a vacant house, such a danger.
There once was a senator named Curtis
Who wanted to subpoena with purpose
Trump’s son for his dealing
With Kremlin ties revealing
Support for this move is now surplus
There once was a wide receiver so bold,
His attorney said he’d take the plea, I’m told.
For attempted murder, a deal to accept,
In Miami, his freedom he kept,
No prison time for this story of old.
There once was a party from New Hampshire,
Uncertified by the national campaign,
Their hopes were dashed,
As the decision was passed,
Their future seemed to be in vain.
There once was a host named MS NOW,
Who critiqued the President’s show.
Selective press bans were the plot,
Blunting impact sought, but not caught,
Political gain was low.
There once was a “Daily Show” host,
Who proposed a plan, we must boast,
To get the president,
To remove the impediment,
And allow America to flourish the most.
There once was a lawsuit that claimed
Defendants said it was all untamed
A conspiracy, they cried
Free speech mustn’t be denied
In court, the truth will be framed