There once was a man named Jason Eaton
Who claimed he was acting on orders from the CIA and Mossad
But the jury rejected his plea
Said he wasn’t insane, you see
Now in jail, his freedom is foregone.
There once was a VP who did say,
“I promise it was an accident, okay?”
He repeated himself,
Like a broken old elf,
And hoped his mistake would soon sway.
There once was a Colorado rep,
Whose private life met with a step,
She split from her spouse,
Causing quite a rouse,
In 2023, her story they’ll pep.
There once was a girl from North Carolina,
Accused of a crime that was quite a drama.
Her attorney did plea,
“There’s not enough for me to see,
To defend her in court with such honor.”
There once was a center that controlled
Air traffic with schedules enfold
Technical glitches did arise
Flights canceled to passengers’ surprise
In the Northeast, chaos took hold.
There once were three nations so grand
Denmark, Greenland, and the U.S. hand in hand
They signed an agreement so true
At the UN meeting, they knew
In New York City, where plans were planned
There once was a lawyer named Clancy,
Who wanted to scrutinize fancily,
A lone juror’s cell phone,
And if he had lied prone,
Clancy sought truth quite brashly.
There once was a comedian witty,
Whose videos were really quite pretty,
ABC execs said no,
But she’s determined to go,
And do more with the women, what a ditty!
There once was a merger in sight
But a settlement caused quite a fight
It removed a big hitch
For the media rich
Now the deal is looking just right
There once was a secretary who came,
To criticize Trump’s old campaign,
He took a big swing,
At the promise Trump did bring,
But the outcome for him stayed the same.