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There will be no replacement pool
Said the chair in an email so cool
No more TV crews
No more breaking news
Just a void that will never be full.

There once was a human printer,
Who shared a video that did stir,
The president’s ire,
Causing quite a fire,
With consequences that made him bitter.

There once was a man named Paxton
Amid mockery, he knew he’d been laxin’
Deleted his post
That was mocked the most
Now he’s free from the backlashin’

There once was a president bold,
Who called Rove a “loser” we’re told.
He said with a sneer,
“You’re not welcome here,
Your stone-cold ways leave me cold.”

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose pressure was starting to jump,
Pat Boone gave advice,
To be kind, gentle, and nice,
In a heartfelt video dump.

There once was a star named Rocky,
Who told the president thanks and ciao.
He played his part well,
In the hit film we can tell,
Now his fame continues to grow.

There once was an actor who tripped,
Admitted the glitch was a little hiccup,
He stumbled and fell,
But laughed at the spell,
And got up with a graceful flip.

There once was a man who did go
To gather with leaders in tow
He met with the best
To put his skills to the test
In hopes that progress would show

There once was a Trump acolyte,
Who warned “all of you bots ain’t right.”
He called them hypocritical,
In a manner quite critical,
To his followers, a different sight.

There once was a president bold,
Whose image bizarrely foretold,
His head from the Earth,
Did strangely give birth,
A weird sight for all to behold.