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There once was a man, so they say,
Shot in the torso one day,
In serious shape,
But they managed to drape,
Stable condition, hooray!

There once was a host named MS NOW
Who pointed out something, and how
The president, so sly
Barring reporters, oh my
Wants that “feeling” back, you know somehow

There once was a president bold
Whose decision was strong and quite bold
To convert the old structure
At the military’s strong request sure
Now it’s a top-grade facility, we’re told.

There once was a man named Trump
Whose antics left many in a slump
With scandals galore
And tweets by the score
His influence was quite the jump

There once was a sneaker brand, strong
Whose image caused quite a wrong
They admitted being awry
Said sorry, but couldn’t deny
Their mistake did not last long

There once was a man named Kolb,
Who grabbed a PETA protester named Bob.
He used his arms and a leg,
To try to keep her down like a keg,
But the video exposed his job.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who tried to make his lies jump,
But Stelter declared,
You cannot be spared,
Attention without accountability, thump!

There once was a GOP strategist
Who thought the party list needed a twist
“Get rid of these people,”
He said with a steeple
To make the party more opportunist.

There once was a president bold
His legacy he wished to uphold
An arch by the bridge
He built to leave his midge
In Washington, his story told.

There once was a senator named Curt
Who criticized the president’s son with a skirt
For a lavish wedding after-party
Paid by an oligarch, oh so hearty
With ties to Putin, oh what a dirt