Florida Woman Pleads Guilty To Defrauding Fund For Epstein Victims
There once was a woman named Jen,
Who received a sum (750,000).
The FBI got involved,
Misstatements resolved,
Compensation paid out in the end.
There once was a woman named Jen,
Who received a sum (750,000).
The FBI got involved,
Misstatements resolved,
Compensation paid out in the end.
The park service, with great skill and precision,
Posted a contract for construction’s provision,
$49 million up for grabs,
For builders with great stabs,
To create a new park with vision.
There once was a man named Castro,
Whose arrest caused quite a fiasco,
A flashpoint it became,
Over Trump’s cruel game,
Immigrant deportations in tow.
There once was a Texan irate,
Sick of the state’s current state,
He said with a glare,
“Things are unfair!”
This Texan won’t hesitate.
There once was a president in a mess,
Caught on camera in quite a distress.
As he gazed at a poster,
It caused some to foster,
Doubts about his plans to impress.
There once was a host who, quite sad,
Said, “I had no idea he’d be this bad.”
Late-night he’d roast,
But now he can boast,
This president’s making us all go mad.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose chances of winning were a dump.
He did all he could
To lose, as others would,
And his election hopes began to slump.
There once was a Fox News analyst named Hume,
Who warned of impending electoral doom,
He said it’s just killing,
For Trump and the GOP, chilling,
As the 2026 midterms loom.
There once was a president bold,
Whose tall tales were often retold,
He spun a yarn so sly,
With a twinkle in his eye,
But the truth remained untold.
There once was a report that revealed
Iran’s crimes, with the truth unconcealed
Against protesters they turned
Their violent actions spurned
Inhumane, their actions unhealed