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There once was a man named Trump
Who claimed he’d make inflation jump
Kasie Hunt’s montage showed
All the times he bestowed
False promises, leaving us stumped

There once was a president bold,
Who swiftly changed what he’d been told.
He pulled a quick 180,
In the space of a jiffy,
Leaving many quite shocked and cold.

There once were two images that went round,
One blurry, the other clearly profound.
On social media they spread,
Causing comments to be said,
A mystery waiting to be found.

There once was a host named “Last Word”
Who saw what a president had ignored
In the midst of a war
The worst thing by far
A truth that could not be ignored

There once was a man named Vance
Who dropped a video by chance
He advised the GOP
To bring up Abdul El-Sayed, you see
If facing a “not that crazy” Dem dance

There once was a Fed quite bold,
If a rate hike it did withhold,
The White House’s sway,
Could its credibility sway,
In the market, its value could fold.

There once was a girl named Sunny,
Athletic, full of energy, quite funny,
She loved the girls so,
Even when napping, you know,
The former president found her sunny.

There once was a defense secretary
Who invited some folks to work out with glee
If you meet his standards
You’ll exercise in his yard
As reported by The Wall Street Journal, you’ll see

There once was a commentator, quite fine,
Who defended Macklemore in a line,
Against accusations of hate,
For his pro-Palestine state,
And briefly, he said it was fine.

There once was a Floyd musician
Who praised Macklemore’s disposition
But then there’s Sheeran
Who’s not worth comparin’
In doing the right thing, he’s missin’